3 Annoying Pick up lines I've Heard

Hello Sisters,
Its no news that guys would say anything, i mean anything at all if that will give them a head way with you. Sometimes, these pick up lines may be funny and hilarious. Other times, they can be soooooo annoying. So, here  are the 3 most annoying pick up lines i've heard so far.

1) God said you are my wife
I consider this the most annoying of all. Now don't get me wrong, i'm not disputing the fact that God does tell or show some people the woman that would eventually be their wife. But, the process whereby up to 5 guys are claiming God told them you are their wife, is a proof that many guys have turned this into a punch line. Hellooo guys, you can do better than that. Even if its true that God said so, ask the lady out on neutral terms and wait for God to reveal the same thing to her too.

2) From the first time i saw you, i fell in love with you
Duh! Fell in love with who? Don't you actually mean lust or attraction? Save it for kids abeg.

3) I believe you are the mother of my kids
Hmmm! You see me for dream???  Mother  of your kids indeed.We've not begun a relationship yet and i'm already the mother? How come?

There! Those are my 3 most annoying pick up lines. Do you agree with me? Holla back..Have a great week ahead.